Becoming a Nun - The Solution to all of Life's Problems

Becoming a nun would solve all of life's problems. ALL of them.

How, might you ask? Let me tell you.

I'd have a job—being a nun, of course.
I'd have a place to live—the convent.
I wouldn't need a reliable form of transportation since I wouldn't go anywhere.
Therefore, I wouldn't need money for gas.
I'd have no distractions—convents are completely cut off from the outside world.
Haven't you seen "The Sound of Music"??
Every moment of every day would be filled with Jesus.
There would be no men.

Let me repeat the last one for emphasis.
The would be no men.

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6 Responses to “ Becoming a Nun - The Solution to all of Life's Problems ”

Yvonne said...

Niiiiice but nooooo thanks!!

Becs said...

But on the down side...


There would be no men.

Faith said...

Oh yeah!! But...no men...though they drive me crazy I don't think I could live without them.

Liz! said...

hahaha ohhh becca and faith! :P

Miray said...

haha i don't think you should give up that quickly though. although it would be cool to be in the sound of music...AND if you were Maria then you'd be sent away and find your husband :) ahaha

K.C. said...

and no macs or iphones...

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