Becoming a nun would solve all of life's problems. ALL of them.

How, might you ask? Let me tell you.

I'd have a job—being a nun, of course.
I'd have a place to live—the convent.
I wouldn't need a reliable form of transportation since I wouldn't go anywhere.
Therefore, I wouldn't need money for gas.
I'd have no distractions—convents are completely cut off from the outside world.
Haven't you seen "The Sound of Music"??
Every moment of every day would be filled with Jesus.
There would be no men.

Let me repeat the last one for emphasis.
The would be no men.